The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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The power to only see glass.

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The power to lower your own ego.

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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being black

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!