- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

The power to fap without satisfaction

The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

The ability to jump 8 feet fences

the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

the ability to have children fully grown

The power to elect George W Bush.

to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

The power to touch the ground using only your feet

The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

The power to be superman with no power's

The power to wish you had a power

The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

Pointless Super Powers