- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

The power to a nokia phone.

the power to read this sentence

the power to fart at the worst moments

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

The power to make everything worse

The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

The power to kill yourself.

the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

power to have no power at all

the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

The power to give the wrong directions

The power to be stupid reading this.

To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

The power to smell like body odor at will

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

Pointless Super Powers