el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to give the wrong directions

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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the power to make faces at the blind

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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the power to walk on land.

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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Justin Bieber

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!