THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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The power to give the wrong directions

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The power to die at will.

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!