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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.
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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive
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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!
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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.
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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years
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The power to run at 0.5mph
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The power to turn any drink into pee.
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the power to open doors that are unlocked
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Th power to be telepathetic
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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.
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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit
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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.
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The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want
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The ability to talk to dust mites.
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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D
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the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings
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The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.
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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.
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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away
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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.
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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.
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The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.
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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?
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the power to defecate while standing up...
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!