- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be missed when present.

The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

the power to eat with your butt

The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

The power to give the wrong directions

The Power to fart glitter

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

The power of exploding when you think.

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

The power to die

The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

the power to walk on land.

The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

The ability to transform in to a glass of water

Pointless Super Powers