Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The power to forget how to swim.

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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the power to dislike this power

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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The power to drown on land.

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the power to eat with your butt

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the ability to look into your brain

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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the power to have an idea..

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!