- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

You can have anything you don't want at any time.

The ability to pull open push only doors

The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

The power of being pointless

the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

The power to think of your death and then you die.

the power to write comic books

The power to make it impossible to have powers

Pointless Super Powers