- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

The power to be really bad at CSGO

being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

The power to elect George W Bush.

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

The power to make sense of Donald Trump

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

the power to open doors that are unlocked

The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

The power to smash people's heads in with things.

The power drown in water

The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

The power to turn into a magikarp

the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

Pointless Super Powers