The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

The power to pick thing up with your feet

the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

The power to hypnotize chickens

the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

The power to glow while under the sun

Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

The ability to make children cry whenever they see you.

The power to Rage Against The Machine

the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!