- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to convert metric to imperial

The power to be a snail

The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

The power to fall asleep each time you

the power to enter a coma.

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

teleport to the place where you stand

The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

The power to sharpen a pen

anything Aquaman does

The power to make any glass of water into milk

You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

The power to only see glass.

The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

The power to smile uncontrollably.

Pointless Super Powers