the power to relive the least important moments in history

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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The ability to make children cry whenever they see you.

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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The power to glow while under the sun

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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power to kill dead ppl.

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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the power to talk backwards

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The power to lower your own ego.

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!