- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to elect George W Bush.

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

the power to open doors that are unlocked

The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

The power to sharpen a pen

The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

The power to only see glass.

You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

The power to write about pointless superpowers.

The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

Power to make it rain sideways.

The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

Invisible handwriting.

The power to no sweat in the cold.

You can have anything you don't want at any time.

The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

Pointless Super Powers