The power to quote memes randomly

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The power to control yourself

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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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the power to eat bread

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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the ability to levitate

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The ability to be a rock

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!