The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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Most of God`s powers. One: He has existed eternally, and one day he said: LET THERE BE LIGHT! Uh... so he has lived eternal eternities in the dark? Explains his shitty mood... Two: Speaking about let there be light... the very first sentence he utters is wrong, because "First God created light".... And then he went "oops" and time traveled back in time to create voice first so he could say anything? Three: He sent his son to combat sin... how powerful is sin? So powerful that a so called omnipotent being had to sacrifice his son? And what sacrifice is it to have your immortal son killed just to prove that he is immortal? Sounds like a guy being sawed in half and then coming out whole... TADAH! (applause from the audience). So in the end he sacrificed... nothing? He died to prove he could not die? Moral: Jesus: Epic troll..

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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The power to speak only one language

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!