The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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See through invisible people

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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lol

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!