The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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the power the convince people if they agree

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The power to shrink boobs

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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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The ability to judge a book by its cover.

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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The power to ejaculate

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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The power to sharpen a pen

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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The power to only see glass.

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!