- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to kill yourself.

The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

the power to make food shrimp.

the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

The Power to fart glitter

To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

The power to read this.

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The ability to go to hell.

Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

The power to jizz mango chutney

the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

The power to be special just like everyone else.

The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

The power to do nothing with your life.

The ability to transform in to a glass of water

Tha ability to not be able to fly

The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

The ability to be heard in space

Pointless Super Powers