- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

The power to control mealworms

The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

The ability to sweat poop.

The power to think of pointless powers.

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The power of 12% levetation

being allergic to dairy and soy

The power to kill yourself.

The Power to fart glitter

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

The power to give the wrong directions

The power to smell like body odor at will

The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

the power to get sick

the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

Pointless Super Powers