To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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the power to become demented

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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The ability to yell through your nose

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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the power to misspell

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!