Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to have a power thats a power

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Having the power to stand still

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the power to be 100% pointless

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!