The power to sleep while you're awake.

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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

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The power to read terms and conditions

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The power to make water expire.

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

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The ability to yell through your nose

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!