The power to be a walrus

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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The power to be missed when present.

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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the power to become demented

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!