The power to predict the present

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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The power to open doors with your bare hands

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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teleport to the place where you stand

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the power to time travel to the present

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!