The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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The power to create another human

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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The power to fart on a plane.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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the ability to command watermelons

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!