The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

thumb_up thumb_down +30

The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

The power to make clean socks dirty.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

thumb_up thumb_down +91

The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

thumb_up thumb_down +89

The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

thumb_up thumb_down +87

The ability to crap out acid once every month.

thumb_up thumb_down +85

The power to ejaculate laser beams.

thumb_up thumb_down +73

The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

thumb_up thumb_down +73

having superpowers during the inquisition

thumb_up thumb_down +73

the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

thumb_up thumb_down +73

The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

thumb_up thumb_down +73

The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

thumb_up thumb_down +71

the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

thumb_up thumb_down +71

The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

thumb_up thumb_down +71

The power to open doors with your bare hands

thumb_up thumb_down +71

The power to see white objects in off white.

thumb_up thumb_down +71

The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

thumb_up thumb_down +69

The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +69

thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

thumb_up thumb_down +69

The power to become a laptop forever!

thumb_up thumb_down +69

the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

thumb_up thumb_down +67

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!