the power to be forever alone

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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The ability to die instantly

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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Being only half invisible.

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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The power to die

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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the power to eat people :D

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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The power to pee while standing up

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mint berry crunch

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!