The power to make remotes invisible

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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the power to sneeze whenever you want

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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Most of God`s powers. One: He has existed eternally, and one day he said: LET THERE BE LIGHT! Uh... so he has lived eternal eternities in the dark? Explains his shitty mood... Two: Speaking about let there be light... the very first sentence he utters is wrong, because "First God created light".... And then he went "oops" and time traveled back in time to create voice first so he could say anything? Three: He sent his son to combat sin... how powerful is sin? So powerful that a so called omnipotent being had to sacrifice his son? And what sacrifice is it to have your immortal son killed just to prove that he is immortal? Sounds like a guy being sawed in half and then coming out whole... TADAH! (applause from the audience). So in the end he sacrificed... nothing? He died to prove he could not die? Moral: Jesus: Epic troll..

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!