Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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the power to become translucent

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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The power to have hindsight.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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The power to die at will

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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The power to burn the sun.

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!