the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The power to speak only one language

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ability to run very fast forever

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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The power to be alone

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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the power to sneeze whenever you want

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!