The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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the power to become translucent

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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teleport to the place where you stand

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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The power to die at will

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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the power to time travel to the present

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

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The power to burn the sun.

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!