The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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The power to not have any power at all

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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The power to ejaculate

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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The power drown in water

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!