- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

The power to see white objects in off white.

The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

The power to become a laptop forever!

The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

The power to have a super power,

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

The ability to evolve into magickarp

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

The ability to pass out at will.

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

power to fly when your underwater

the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

The power to die

The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

Pointless Super Powers