- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to convert metric to imperial

The power to make up pointless superpowers

The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

having superpowers during the inquisition

The power to open doors with your bare hands

The power to state the obvious at will.

The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

The power to fart on a plane.

The ability to crap out acid once every month.

The power to transform into yourself.

the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

The power to be a snail

the ability to kill yourself... twice

The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

The power to ejaculate laser beams.

The power to see white objects in off white.

The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

Pointless Super Powers