The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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the power to sneeze whenever you want

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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!