- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be afraid of horses.

The power to think of your death and then you die.

The power to make sense of Donald Trump

The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

the ability to spin gold into straw

The power to journey into the future of the past.

The power to menstruate from your eyes.

The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

The power to see but only with eyes????

the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

The power to open a pickle jar in one try

The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

Pointless Super Powers