The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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the power to be forever alone

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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The power to die

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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the power the convince people if they agree

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The power to dream about being asleep.

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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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The power to uncontrally boop

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!