The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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to poop a penny every year

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!