The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!