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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human
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The power to see through anything except air.
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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.
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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.
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The power to transform into yourself.
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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.
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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.
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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.
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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping
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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.
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The power to fart out of someone else's bum
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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!
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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.
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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.
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The power to freeze ice
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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...
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The power to fall in love reptiles
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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.
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The power to only sit down and not stand up.
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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.
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yo mama
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Being alive (until you die).
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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can
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The power of women's rights.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!