The power to read this.

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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The power to know where the beef is

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Invisible handwriting.

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to see through glass walls.

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The power to sweeten sugar

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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Most of God`s powers. One: He has existed eternally, and one day he said: LET THERE BE LIGHT! Uh... so he has lived eternal eternities in the dark? Explains his shitty mood... Two: Speaking about let there be light... the very first sentence he utters is wrong, because "First God created light".... And then he went "oops" and time traveled back in time to create voice first so he could say anything? Three: He sent his son to combat sin... how powerful is sin? So powerful that a so called omnipotent being had to sacrifice his son? And what sacrifice is it to have your immortal son killed just to prove that he is immortal? Sounds like a guy being sawed in half and then coming out whole... TADAH! (applause from the audience). So in the end he sacrificed... nothing? He died to prove he could not die? Moral: Jesus: Epic troll..

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!