the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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the power to itch your teeth

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The power to shit for 5 days

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The power to speak only one language

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The power to see where light is not present.

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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The power to transform into yourself.

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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Having the power of a normal human

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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Nope. Just nope.

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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The power to control mealworms

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!