- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to see through anything except air.

The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

The power to draw a perfect circle.

the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

The power to throw fireballs only under water

The power to transform into yourself.

The power to see where light is not present.

The power to convert metric to imperial

The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

Having the power of a normal human

The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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The power to fall in love reptiles

The power to fart rainbows

The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

Pointless Super Powers