The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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to spelle caretly

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The power drown in water

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yo mama

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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the power to become demented

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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the power die if you think.

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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The power to eat food.

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!