The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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the power to get sick

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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the power to be Justin bieber

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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The power to die on command.

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!