The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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The power to turn into a pebble

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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Being alive (until you die).

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!