The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

the power to get sick

Tha ability to not be able to fly

The ability to turn wine into water...

The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

the power to pee for longer then a normal person

The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

the power to be Justin bieber

The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

The power to die on command.

The power to make up pointless superpowers

The power to drown on land.

The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!