Read fortune cookies without opening them

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Having the power of a normal human

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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The power to pee any color

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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the ability to look into your brain

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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the power to jizz money

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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the power of words

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!