The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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The power to shrink your penis.

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!