The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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to poop a penny every year

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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The power to have an ability.

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!