- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have anything you want that is free.

The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

the power of fart helium

the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

The power to die

The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

the power to not have powers when you need them most

The power to teleport small dogs

The power to sleep for one thousand years

The ability to "Right Click" Properties

to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

the power to eat people :D

The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

The power to pee while standing up

the power to die at will

The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

Pointless Super Powers