The power to grow more genitals.

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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The power to know where the beef is

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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The power to have some fucking muslim (white guy, no arab) tell my wife that since we have been married for three years and I Speak spanish/Russian/Japanse/Itali... Anyways that she should at least be able to speak fluently spanish so shame on her. (The fuck I be teaching her spanish in Norway?) The power? To tell my wife that if I ever see him, I will chop his head off... My wife said I think he meant it well, I said, so do I. The reason its useless? My wife refused so I had to enter their stupid meeting room and tell him myself... He asked me who I was while shivering, my answer: Want to learn how to speak motherdfucking spanish? He supposedly spent staring down the floor for hours while refusing his boss`s offer to call the cops on me and told my wife to tell me he was sorry. I goddamn bet he is fucking sorry! Nero: Now and forever.

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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The power drown in water

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The power of compulsive lying.

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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The power to jump face first

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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the power to be Justin bieber

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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The power to have no power.

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The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!