Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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the power to summon a massive midget

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The power to wish you had a power

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The power of making your tits smaller

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!