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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

The power to read minds but only when you're alone

The power to put up with your in-laws.

The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

The power to make remotes invisible

the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

the power to cook sandwiches when married

Most of God`s powers. One: He has existed eternally, and one day he said: LET THERE BE LIGHT! Uh... so he has lived eternal eternities in the dark? Explains his shitty mood... Two: Speaking about let there be light... the very first sentence he utters is wrong, because "First God created light".... And then he went "oops" and time traveled back in time to create voice first so he could say anything? Three: He sent his son to combat sin... how powerful is sin? So powerful that a so called omnipotent being had to sacrifice his son? And what sacrifice is it to have your immortal son killed just to prove that he is immortal? Sounds like a guy being sawed in half and then coming out whole... TADAH! (applause from the audience). So in the end he sacrificed... nothing? He died to prove he could not die? Moral: Jesus: Epic troll..

the power to fail at life

The power to see but only with eyes????

the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

The power to do everything that you can do.

The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

the power to itch your teeth

The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!