the power to fly, but only when you poop

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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Invisible handwriting.

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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The power to breath Oxygen

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!