The power to not get shit d*ck

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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the power to be Justin bieber

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to fart on a plane.

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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the ability to command watermelons

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The power to be a snail

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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!