- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

The power to have a power thats a power

The power to ejaculate napalm

The power to have a V8

The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

The ability to discharge a battery - JW

The power to die whenever you want.

The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

The power to control yourself

The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

The power to not be color blind.

the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

Pointless Super Powers