The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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the ability to make your eyes pop out.

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!