The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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the power to turn into a tree

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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The super power to shine in daylight

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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The power to never come into existence

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The power to become helpless at will.

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The ability to open a door that was already open.

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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The power to die on command.

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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the power to be forever alone

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!