The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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the power to get sick

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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The power of making your tits smaller

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The power to get arrested

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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the power to create a meme

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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Black power

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!