The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The power to push "pull" doors

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The power to make your nose blink.

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to never come into existence

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The power to become helpless at will.

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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Power to freeze ice.

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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Black power

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The power to die on command.

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!