- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

the power to fart at the worst moments

The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

the power to fart the alphebet

The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

the ability to grow trees in the desert

The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

The power to die

the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

to make your bowel work backwards

The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

The ability to pull open push only doors

the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

The power to write about pointless superpowers.

the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

The power to vomit every time you burp.

Pointless Super Powers