The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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The ability to see into the present.

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The power to create another human

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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The power to be a snail

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!