- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

The power to liquify yourself.

the power to see through my eye lids

The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

The power to lose all your limbs

The ability to pass out at will.

The power to eat socks

The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

The ability to eat the red ones last

to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

The power to run at 0.5mph

the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

the ability to die at will, just by blinking

The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

The power to write in invisible ink

The power to instantaneously switch hats.

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

The power to eat anything in a minute.

The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

Pointless Super Powers