- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

ability to levitate using my fart...

understanding every language only if you get insulted

The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

The power to sleep with your eyes open.

The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

The power to only be able to eat poop

The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

The power to sleep through a dream.

The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

he power to make mistakes

_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

The power to see through windows

The power to never finish your sentences because

The ability to play UNO without a tongue

The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

Nope. Just nope.

Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

The Ability to shit studs once a week

The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

Pointless Super Powers