The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The power to shit for 5 days

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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The power to transform into yourself.

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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the power of fart helium

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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the power to not have powers when you need them most

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!