the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The power to bleed

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to fall without screaming.

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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The power to fart on a plane.

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!