- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

The power to be a GOD with your imagination

The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

The power to have anything you want that is free.

The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

The power to convert metric to imperial

The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

the power to send text messages while driving

The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

You can have anything you don't want at any time.

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

The ability to jump 8 feet fences

The power to turn into a skittles bag

The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

Pointless Super Powers