The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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the power of fart helium

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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the power to die at will

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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The power to have any power on this site.

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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The power to smell whore

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!