the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

The ability to control Do-Do Birds

The power to know you don't have a superpower

The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

The ability to get shot, for real.

The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

The power to see you're self in a mirror

The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!