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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!
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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up
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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.
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The power to not get shit d*ck
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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers
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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.
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The Power of Anti-Sex
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The ability to not come back to life when you die.
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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.
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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples
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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code
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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.
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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it
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the power to have a pointless superpower
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The power to turn 12% invisible.
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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet
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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.
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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium
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The ability to crap out acid once every month.
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The power to fart on a plane.
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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.
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???q? ?o?? sp??oq??? ?nq ????u o? ??!l!q? ???
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the ability to command watermelons
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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!