- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

The ability to walk slower than everyone else

Power to make it rain sideways.

The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

The power to see white objects in off white.

The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

The power to open doors with your bare hands

ability to run very fast forever

The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

The power to become a laptop forever!

The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

the power two peel m&ms -jesse

The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

The power of immortality while suicidal.

Pointless Super Powers