- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

the ability to levitate

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

The ability to pass out at will.

The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

the power to time travel to the present

The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

the power to be immortal, but only temporally

the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

The ability to crap out acid once every month.

The power to fart on a plane.

The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

the ability to command watermelons

the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

having superpowers during the inquisition

The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

Pointless Super Powers