- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

The power to find spare change in the sofa

the power to refreeze frozen ice

the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

The power to be constantly reminded of the game

the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

See through invisible people

the power to do sit on your couch all day

The power of laser pointer vision.

The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

The ability to control Do-Do Birds

The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

The power to know you don't have a superpower

The power to die at will

Pointless Super Powers