The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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the power to smell tastebuds

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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power to fly...backwards.

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The power to a nokia phone.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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The power to smell through your arse.

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!